Tuesday, January 24, 2017

Murder Flamingos: a pink OSR Monster

Murder Flamingos
No. Enc.: 3d4
Alignment: Chaotic
Movement: 90' (30'), 120' (40') flying
Armor Class: 7/12
Hit Dice: 1
Attacks: 1 bite
Damage: 1d4
Save: F1/17
Morale: 10
Hoard Class: nil
XP: 25/ Challenge Level Two 30 xp

Created by a flamboyant insane elderly mage of chaos in his dying days. They ate the poor mad bastard and escaped into the wild where they hide among the normal animals and feast on unwary creatures.

The look like normal flamingos until they attack. Their eyes glow with a mad bloodlust and needle sharp teeth unfold from their beaks. With a screeching rush of pink wings they attack, killing and mauling their prey before devouring them, stripping the fresh meat from the dripping bones!

Murder Flamingos work best in hunting flocks. For every two Flamingos attacking a single target the Flamingos gain a +1 bonus to attacks with a max bonus of +4.

When attacking a Flamingo flaps its wings in the face of its intended meal. The target must make a Saving Throw or receive a  -2 to all attacks against the Flamingo.

One leg stand?
Perhaps it's nothing but conserving heat in cold water. Perhaps it's something more sinister. Leaving this up to individual GM's. Muhahahahaha.

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